Funny Tax Quotes
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”
-Mark Twain
“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money.”
-Arthur Godfrey
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.”
-Herman Wouk
“America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.”
-Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
-Will Rogers
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?”
-Milton Berle
“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
-Arthur C. Clarke
“An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose your shirt.”
-Fred Allen
About the Author
Gregory McCauley Jr., Esq.
Tax Attorney · Villanova University School of Law · Admitted in Delaware, New Jersey, United States Tax Court
Gregory McCauley Jr. is an experienced tax attorney who has personally represented more than 1,000 clients in matters ranging from civil tax controversy and IRS examinations to criminal tax defense, U.S. Tax Court litigation, and complex business disputes. His practice is built on a foundation his c...
