Funny Tax Quotes
“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”
-Will Rogers
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
-Albert Einstein
“Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form that it does to make the income.”
-Alfred E. Neuman
“Did you ever notice that when you put the words, “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS?”
-Anonymous
“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.”
-Unknown
“Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filing out an income tax return.”
-Laurence J. Peter, author
“Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose”
-Evan Esar

About the Author
Gregory McCauley Jr., Esq.
Tax Attorney · Villanova University School of Law · Admitted in Delaware, New Jersey, United States Tax Court
Gregory McCauley Jr. is an experienced tax attorney who has personally represented more than 1,000 clients in matters ranging from civil tax controversy and IRS examinations to criminal tax defense, U.S. Tax Court litigation, and complex business disputes. His practice is built on a foundation his c...


