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Funny Tax Quotes

“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”

-Mark Twain


“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money.”

-Arthur Godfrey


“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.”

-Herman Wouk


“America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.”

-Dr. Laurence J. Peter


“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”

-Will Rogers


“I just filled out my income tax forms.  Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?”

-Milton Berle


“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return.  It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”

-Arthur C. Clarke


“An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose your shirt.”

-Fred Allen


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