“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”
-Mark Twain
“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money.”
-Arthur Godfrey
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.”
-Herman Wouk
“America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.”
-Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
-Will Rogers
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?”
-Milton Berle
“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
-Arthur C. Clarke
“An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose your shirt.”
-Fred Allen
