*What Taxpayers Would Rather Be Doing Than Their Taxes:
77% — Laundry
47% — Cook Thanksgiving dinner for their in-laws
43% — Change dirty diapers
35% — Talk to their kids about sex
32% — Fold 100 fitted sheets
23% — Miss a connecting flight
13% — Spend the night in jail
8% — Break their arm
*What taxpayers would do for Never Having to do Taxes Again:
27% — Get an “IRS” Tattoo
16% — Move abroad
11% — Clean Chipotle toilets for three years
10% — Stop talking for 6 months
6% — Name first-born child “Taxes”
*Source: Deseret News
