Funny Tax Quotes

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”

-Will Rogers

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”

-Albert Einstein

“Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form that it does to make the income.”

-Alfred E. Neuman

“Did you ever notice that when you put the words, “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS?”

-Anonymous

“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes:  men and women.”

-Unknown

“Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filing out an income tax return.”

-Laurence J. Peter, author

“Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose”

-Evan Esar